This page is strictly for
KIDS ONLY
Alright, now that all the adults are gone let's get down to business... Funny business! 😂
We take our jokes very seriously.
Ok, clear your throat and make an announcement. You have some extremely funny jokes to tell everyone at your table.
Joke Number 1
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I was going to tell you a steak joke... but they're never well done.
Joke Number 2
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Why can't cows become detectives?
​Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Joke Number 3
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky!​
It's trivia time!
Did someone at your table already know the answer to one of your jokes? Well let's see how smart they are when they try to answer these super-hard trivia questions!
Trivia Question Number 1
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Q: How many cows are there in Australia?​
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A: About 28 million! That's right, there are more cows than people.
Trivia Question Number 2
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Q: Which country invented French Fries?
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A: Belgium! Although the French claim it was them, deep frying potatoes has been traced back to the 1600's.
Trivia Question Number 3
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Q: How many hours a day does a cow spend eating?
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A: About 6 hours! That's a lot of grass!
Don't let us off the hook!
Here are some hilarious things you can say to your Outback Steakhouse server! Remember great comedy is all about timing 😂 See if you can make them laugh out loud!
If your server asks you...
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"Is there anything else I can get you?"
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Quickly answer - "Yes, but I'm not sure you could fit a Ferrari in here".
Tell them a joke! ​
Did you hear about the new Outback Restaurant they opened on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
When they bring the bill to the table
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Before anyone else can speak up, say
"Sorry everyone, I think I've left my wallet at home. I promise I'll get the next one!"